"Former mayor Rudy Giuliani recently criticized President Obama, saying, 'I do not believe that the President loves America.' What do you think, Constitution?"
"I don't think you need to love something in order to lead it. You think the guy in front of a marching band really loves having those sousaphones blow hot salty spit on the back of his head while he shimmies and shammies with his fancy stick? Not at all. But he still does a hell of a job conducting that orchestral version of 'Who let the dogs out.'"