Sunday, June 19, 2016

10 Best Songs of 2015



1. Mountain Goats -- The Legend of Chavo Guerrero
I need justice in my life.

2. Sheer Mag -- Button Up
When you see something that makes you sick.

3. Taylor Swift -- Style
Take me home.

4. Courtney Barnett -- Pedestrian at Best
At least I've tried my very best.

5. Kendrick Lamar -- King Kunta
I'm mad, but I ain't stressin'.

6. Frazey Ford -- Done
My joy takes nothing from you.

7. Omarion, Chris Brown, and Jhene Aiko -- Post To Be
She told me you was just a homie.

8. Julien Baker -- Something
Couldn't find something to say.

9. Vince Staples -- Norf Norf
Please grab a Sprite.

10. Kiiara -- Gold
I could leave the party without ever letting you know.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Regression and Hiring a New Coach

The Blue Jackets

A coach I don't like.
The Columbus Blue Jackets hired a coach I don't like. I don't really care about the team, but I dislike the coach a lot -- he is a known psycho and he did a bad job with the Canucks. I also dislike the pattern that in the NHL, an unsuccessful coach will always get re-hired after a string of failures -- we can say that NHL culture respects a coach's experience far more than they respect his talent or success.

So I think the Blue Jackets made a terrible move and hired an idiot, but I also think they'll start winning a lot more games now.

The Blue Jackets are 0-7 this season, and they have a goal differential of -21. That's the worst in the league. Basically any level of performance, over their next 75 games, will be a huge improvement! Some people will see this improvement and say their new coach must be doing a great job.

The Blue Jackets' goalie has been saving 83.5% of the shots he faced this year, compared to his career average of 91.7%. Maybe he has actually gotten worse over the summer, but he probably hasn't gotten that much worse. So even if he bounces back to a weak average like 90% (or if they switch to a back-up goalie who can save 90%), the Blue Jackets will see a massive improvement in their goaltending. They will win more games. People might say that the team turned around and that their coach is doing a great job.

Regression to the Mean

The real cause of the team's improvement will be regression to the mean. Any ridiculous outcome, like the Blue Jackets' terrible start, is unlikely to persist. Ridiculous outcomes take crazy luck to occur in the first place, so it would be quite a coincidence for that luck to repeat itself for an entire year.

This cool infographic shows that a coaching change usually brings an improvement to a team's win percentage.

- Is this because the new coach must be more talented? Not really. In the NHL, most "new coaches" are just coaches that were previously fired by another team -- so comparing new and old coaches is really comparing the same people against themselves.

- Is this because the new coach marks a time for change and a fresh start? Possibly. When a team changes to a new coach, it is a chance to gather confidence and try some new strategies.

- Is this because of regression to the mean? I think so. When a hockey team fires its coach, the team is usually at their lowest point -- so improvement would have been likely to happen anyway. A bad NHL team will still usually win 40% of its games. So any time a team loses 7 games in a row, they're very unlikely to also lose their next 7 games in a row. A more likely result would be a 3-4 record in their next 7 games, which will be a great improvement.

The blue dots are above and below the line,
but the line is still the real pattern.
Hockey writers do talk about regression to the mean already, and usually they say it about teams that are over-achieving. When the Calgary Flames won a lot last year, everyone knew that they still weren't the best team and their results were fueled by luck. Then, people criticized the team by talking about "regression" -- they knew the Flames performance would decline to their skill level sooner or later.

The word "regression" sounds negative, so in hockey, it usually means a team will stop getting lucky wins. But in math, "regression" just means that the pattern of luck will go away soon -- extreme outcomes will cancel out, and looking at long-term data will show the "real" pattern in the results. Or instead, "regression to the mean" says that extreme outcomes are unlikely to repeat themselves, so when you do the next test, the results should drift back ("regress") towards the average (the "mean"). In hockey, this principle would say that an unlucky team at 0-7 will finally start getting some occasional wins.

Regression and Timing

Regression, then, means an inevitable end to either good luck and bad luck. Now matter how crazy a team's start was, regression will return them closer to the ordinary result of winning 50% of their games.

In Thinking Fast and Slow, Daniel Kahneman introduces the concept of regression with a story of an instructor who trains flight cadets. The instructor has observed that, when a cadet screws up a practice flight, he can scream at the cadet and then the cadet's performance will improve on the next flight. The instructor is confident that the screaming is what causes the improvement. Kahneman points out that after a bad flight, the next flight is very likely to be an improvement, regardless of whether anyone screamed at anyone.

The Blue Jackets' new coach is a man who is famous for "improving" bad teams by screaming at them. A month from now, people will write articles praising this coach for team's improvement and saying how smart it was to scream at the Blue Jackets. But the Blue Jackets could improve their current performance by hiring a dog as their coach. They could even have improved their performance by saving money and keeping their old coach.

A new coach can arrive when a team is getting bad results and then claim credit when a team starts getting average results. The coach will show up at the right time and appear to have "fixed some of the problems," but we know that regression would have fixed these problems anyway. The improved results should be no indication of improved performance.

An Attempt at Fairness

It is unfair that I write this about a coach I dislike, when the same criticism could be used to discredit any coach. So, I will give this new coach a test -- he must get the Blue Jackets to win 45% of their games. An average team should be able to win 50% (usually enough to make the playoffs), and a bad team should plan on winning 40%. The Blue Jackets are a bad NHL team, but they still won more than 50% last year and the year before. So 45% is a reasonable target for the rest of their season.

Since there are 75 games left, the new coach must go 34-41 to meet my challenge. This will leave his team out of the playoffs, but it will show more improvement than if they had just regressed to a 40% bad-team standard. If the Blue Jackets win 34 games this year, then we'll say their new coach has done a decent job. (It might be more telling to look at the Blue Jackets' goal differential or shot differential, but I'll frame this as a matter of wins for simplicity.)

A more sensible way to measure a coach's effect is to throw out the losing streak that led into their hiring, or to compare a team's win-percentage before for very long runs -- perhaps a full 82 games before and after the coaching change. Another casual way to measure a coach's effectiveness is to see how long they usually last with a team before hitting a bad streak and getting fired again.

Regression and Therapy

I wonder about regression in my own life. I started working with a new therapist this summer, and I noticed right away that my habits were improving and that I was not having as many extreme thoughts. I like my therapist and I think I'm receiving effective treatment, but I should be very suspicious. After all, I switched therapists when I was at my lowest point -- so it's possible that I was already likely, sooner or later, to bounce back to being my normal self. I experienced a nice recovery while working with my new therapist, but how do I know I couldn't have achieved the same recovery by hiring a dog as my therapist?

I spend a lot of money on therapy, and the Blue Jackets spent a lot of money to hire their new coach. Success is important to us, and we are assuming that this success comes from working with experts, not just from seeing our luck turn around. My goal in therapy is to get better and healthier than my usual long-term self. Getting better and healthier than my lowest point is something that probably would have happened anyway.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

the chores trap

"Growing up, I did almost all the household chores while my brother did very few (and the ones we kids didn’t do, my mother did). It wasn’t because my parents told me that, as a girl, I was the natural choice, but because I just 'seemed better' at everything. The result was that I did everything, and slowly my 'advantage' over my brother – defined here as efficiency, not actual advantage – which was at first small, became large."
-- Cathy O'Neil, Comparative Advantage in International Trade and in Married Life

Monday, May 18, 2015

Friday, May 08, 2015

10 Best Songs of 2014



1. The Both -- "Volunteers of America"
With your thousand-yard stare and your caretaker's hair.

2. Makonnen x Ezra Koenig x Despot -- "Down 4 So Long"
I kept my mouth shut and I shook Sarkozy's hand.

3. Sylvan Esso - "Coffee"
Wrap me in your arms.

4. Allie X -- "Prime"
Give me what I want.

5. Nico and Vinz - "Am I Wrong"
That's just how I feel.

6. FKA Twigs -- "Two Weeks"
You say you're lonely. I say you'll think about it.

7. Justin Rutledge -- "Kapuskasing Coffee"
Sometimes I find that I get too sentimental.

8. Bishop Allen -- "Start Again"
I could tell it was too late to take it back.

9. Wild Beasts -- "Wanderlust"
We're decadent beyond our means.

10. Homeboy Sandman -- "Enough"
Type of champ make you think I eat mad Wheaties.

Monday, March 30, 2015

No You Shut Up -- Leadership

From this episode.

"Former mayor Rudy Giuliani recently criticized President Obama, saying, 'I do not believe that the President loves America.' What do you think, Constitution?"



"I don't think you need to love something in order to lead it. You think the guy in front of a marching band really loves having those sousaphones blow hot salty spit on the back of his head while he shimmies and shammies with his fancy stick? Not at all. But he still does a hell of a job conducting that orchestral version of 'Who let the dogs out.'"

Friday, September 12, 2014


Chris dug this up for me when he was moving out.

I pseudo-finished a job today. Until today, I went in seven days a week. After today, I will go once a week. I really liked the job, but I had cut back because of school commitments, so I made a deal with my boss.

The best part of work today was showing my boss what a USB drive was and how easy it was to use and how cheap it was to buy. My boss was almost giddy to learn about this technology. Before today, he had been burning files onto CDs.

I have had some really good jobs in my life. To have really good jobs in your 20s, you would normally need to be an ambitious, high-performing kind of person, or to be a computer programmer. I am not really either of those, but I have had good jobs, mostly by being in the right place at the right time.

I think the best way to succeed in the workplace is to be someone who plans ahead and who uses checklists to make sure they don't miss things. This is much easier said than done.

I wonder if people in their 20s and 30s build the habit of just memorizing things and being a smart expert, and then in their 40s and 50s their memories get a bit slower and they have to write more things down. Probably the best thing I can do in my 20s is to write down the things I need to get done and not just assume I will remember them.

Chris claims I can use any pasta sauce, that they are all good all last forever. There are a few jars left in our house since he moved out, but I know some of the pasta sauce is pretty old and I can't figure which jars are which. I may need to throw out the pasta sauce and start again.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Report on Editing Ottawa Hybrid (2014)

When I count things up, 2014 Ottawa Hybrid was supposed to have 779 good questions -- 21 tossups and 20 bonuses per round, and 19 rounds written. When I count my own output (writing and editing), I think I tally 115 questions. I think I wrote good stuff, but even if I did, this comes in at under 15% of the tournament. I spent a lot of time and stress on the questions, but I fell way short of the 25% (195 questions) that a senior editor should have worked on.

I've now edited for three Ottawa Hybrid Tournaments, and I think all three of them were released "incomplete" -- this is, the edit crew didn't have everything done by the deadline, so we had to just shrug and print the tournament with whatever we had.


Explanation of Quizbowl Because My Parents Will See This Post

Quizbowl is a cool game where people with buzzers answer questions and score points. Quizbowl has probably been my "main hobby" for the last five or six years. One thing about quizbowl is that almost every tournament is played on original questions -- this is, every time there's a tournament, it means someone out there wrote a day's worth of quiz questions.

I wrote and edited questions for a quizbowl tournament called 2014 Ottawa Hybrid, "hybrid" because the questions are half about academic stuff and half about pop culture. The edit crew was me and five or six other people. Ottawa Hybrid was a "packet submission" tournament, meaning that all the competing teams sent some questions to the editors, and the bulk of the competition was played on our revised versions of what the teams sent us.

A "tossup" is a 6- or 7-line question designed to stump people at the beginning and then gradually become more obvious -- this is so experts could buzz in at the start, but many players could buzz in if it gets to the end. A "bonus" is a set of three short questions on the same topic.

What I Wrote for the Tournament

I worked on 102 tossups and 13 bonuses. I made a point of prioritizing the tossups, because I was a senior editor, and because I generally think good tossups are more difficult to make than good bonuses.

I wrote and edited a lot of questions about literature, art, pop music, and TV. I wrote a handful of questions in other subjects.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Top Songs of 2013

1. Lorde -- "Tennis Court"
2. Autre Ne Veut -- "Play By Play"
3. Jason Isbell -- "The Elephant"
4. Valley Lodge -- "Go"
5. Tegan and Sara -- "Closer"
6. Young Galaxy -- "Fall For You"
7. Rhye -- "Open"
8. Kurt Vile -- "Wakin On a Pretty Day"
9. The 1975 -- "Sex"
10. The Front Bottoms -- "Au Revoir"

Top ten songs from other years: 20122011201020092008.

Tuesday, August 06, 2013


man i went to make a stirfry tonight so i cut up a full onion and started frying that. Then got the porktenderloin from the fridge but it had turned kinda blueish green so had to pitch it. Problem is i already had the onion cooking so long story short i ate a whole onion solo. Threw on some ketchup to give er a little kick
-- text from my brother

Sunday, July 21, 2013


(favourite passage from Wolf Hall + explanation of why I want to be an accountant)

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Bad things diagram

Here is a diagram of why life is hard:

You can probably substitute any other weakness / stressful situation for "social."

I like a lot of people and I like a lot of social situations, but on bad days this is how I think life works.

Friday, May 31, 2013


(from Amy Hempel, "The cemetery where Al Jolson is buried")

Monday, December 26, 2011

Ten Songs from 2011

1. Wild Flag - Future Crimes

Pardon my life this time.


The desperation and urgency that make rock and roll. Sleater-Kinney had it and now Wild Flag have it.

2. The Weeknd - Wicked Games (explicit)

I left my girl back home.


The voice sells it. Party 'til you weep.

3. Fountains of Wayne - Someone's Gonna Break Your Heart

All we want to do is go home.


You can hire the actor who fits the part, or you can just hire the best actor.

4. Sloan - Unkind

You haven't got a clue.


They do such a clean job of it.

5. St. Vincent - Year of the Tiger

My kingdom for a cup of coffee.


It's never easy.

6. Terius Nash - Form of Flattery (explicit)

Stop acting like a freshman.


Better to skulk away than to apologize.

7. Emmy the Great - Paper Forest

You're not unlucky, no, you're just not very smart.


All in staccato. We can say the song is high-strung.

8. Adam and the Amethysts - Dreaming

We waded through up to our waists.


A fantasy, I guess. Someone spent a lot of time on this one.

9. The Good Natured - Skeleton

Never speak of this.


A pile of thrills.

10. Gotye (ft. Kimbra) - Somebody That I Used to Know

Now and then I think of when we were together.


Storytelling, I think. The xylophone is infectious.


Some HM's that maybe should have made it
Austra - The Beat and the Pulse
Azealia Banks - 212
Bon Iver - Holocene
Class Actress - Weekend
DJ Khaled ft. Drake, Lil Wayne, and Rick Ross - I'm On One
Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care
Ronnie Dunn - Cost of Livin'
Kathleen Edwards - Change the Sheets
Florence and the Machine - What the Water Gave Me
Florrie - I Took a Little Something
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks
Frank Ocean - Novacane
David Guetta ft. Flo Rida and Nicki Minaj - Where Them Girls At
Heems - New York City Cops
Icona Pop - Manners
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
Lana Del Rey - Video Games
Laura Marling - Sophia
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Heart in Your Heartbreak
Purity Ring - Ungirthed
Release the Sunbird - Outlook's Anonymous
tUnE-yArDs - Powa
Kurt Vile - Jesus Fever
Kanye West and Jay-Z - N****s in Paris
Wye Oak - Civilian

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Ten Favourite Songs for 2010

A shortlist just for fun: Blue Hawaii, Caribou, Das Racist, Dragonette, LCD Soundsystem, Robyn, Sally Seltmann, Stars, Sugarland, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, the Thermals, Sharon van Etten, Vampire Weekend, the Very Best, Kanye West, and Yeasayer.

And then a real list:

10. jj - No More You (The-Dream cover)

i fell in love with a real heart-breaker



I think Alex called it "midnight music." Piano snowflake music, pinecone bird music. They sell the sadness of it.

9. Crystal Castles - Not in Love ft. Robert Smith (Platinum Blonde cover)

I saw your picture hanging on the back of my door



The right chorus, the exact right voice to balance that electric scream. Pathetic musical fallacy; the notes tell you there's a storm outside.

8. Warpaint - Undertow

nobody ever has to find out
what's in my mind tonight




"His wife and children will never welcome him home again, for they sit in a green field and warble him to death with the sweetness of their song."

7. Joanna Newsom - Good Intentions Paving Company

but i fell for you, honey, as easy as fallin' asleep



The clip-clop in the piano, the banjos on "honey jar." Like she snuck out of Ys and got lost in New York somehow.

6. Phoenix - Fences (Poindexter Remix)

she's been building up a castle in l.a.



A soft touch to this one. A little spacey, a little dreamy, but mostly it just rolls along. They bring the "Naive Melody" flutes and everything.

5. Los Campesinos - A Heat Rash in the Shape of the Show Me State; or, Letters from Me to Charlotte

both were far too needy not to fall for the other



They've shifted a bit from the youth-in-despair thing, but they still make it all so serious, so deadly. They keep the stakes high, these ones.

4. Hot Chip - I Feel Better

maybe if we'd never come this way, then we would live and prosper
but i doubt it




A shelter song, a warm bed song. You can't cover the earth in cloth, but you can always still cover your feet in cloth.

3. The National - England

you must be somewhere in london
you must be loving your life in the rain




The National can use a brass section with so much more restraint than other bands. The weight of history, the solemn dignity that makes you feel bigger as it makes you feel smaller.

2. Tokyo Police Club - Not Sick

get comfortable, get unfrustrated



So much bounce, so poppy. This song sounds like a party.

1. Superchunk - Learned to Surf

i can't hold my breath anymore
i stopped swimming and learned to surf




A power song. A song for action time and for celebration time.